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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 04/29/2016 at 21:36 • Filed to: Farts, married life

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True story: my wife and I were at Aldi tonight shopping for groceries because we are cheap bastards.

There was a couple in there with two bastard children, and these two little fucks were running around the store hitting things with shovels because they have the garden stuff on sale this week. The parents, of course, were saying things like “oh no. Don’t do that,” in ehat sounds to me like a sarcastic, ineffectual tone.

Anyway, we go to check out and this couple is in line ahead of us and their two bastard children are still running around with child size shovels with metal ends hitting things in the store so the dad yells at them and says get back here, etc... in that same defeated tone. He had like zero authority in his voice.

The little boy now starts to run back and forth between the aisle where the shovels were and, the bagging counter.

Important aside: before we went shopping tonight, we went to Zaxby’s and I got the Buffalo blue cheese chicken salad. I had farts that could that could end a marriage. They smelled like someone getting a perm in a water treatment plant.

About the third time that this kid ran behind me with that shovel dragging it across the tile floor, I farted on his head. He bolted to the bagging counter and didn’t fucking move until his parents dragged him out of the store.

I regret nothing.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:41

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Doing God’s work there.

Big Bubba Ray > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:41

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Hahaha

Everything about this story is hilarious. BTW, Aldi and Zaxbys are two of my favorite places.

buford-t-justice > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:47

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If I acted like that as a kid my mum/dad would of used the shovel on me.

And +1 on being cheap!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Big Bubba Ray 04/29/2016 at 21:49

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My wife and I really like their Zalads. “Let’s take some healthy veggies, and then throw fried chicken, hot sauce, and cheese all over that shit. Bam!”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:52

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Hahahahahahahaha. I’m dying. That’s hilarious.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:54

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Great story! Whenever I stop by Zaxby’s I just get the tenders with Zax sauce, Yum.

Jack Does Cars > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:57

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I live four miles from a Zaxby’s that a good friend works at, and yet I never go. Oddly enough, it’s located right next to an Aldi...

Big Bubba Ray > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:57

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There isn’t a Zaxby’s in St. Louis which sucks. Every time I’m down visiting my friends/brother at Mizzou I eat exclusively at Zaxby’s and everyone hates me because of it haha

I’ll definitely try a Zalad next time I go!

ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 21:58

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Having driven through the south a few times, I’ve seen numerous signs for Zaxby’s but never eaten there. I value my marriage, though, so I might skip the Buffalo bleu cheese salad.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 22:04

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No Zaxby’s around here (closest one I know of is ~50 miles, but there might be one on the other side of Richmond that I don’t know about), but that sounds like typical Friday-Saturday Aldi. Mine was pretty full of parents with rowdy kids this morning. Still, with what few groceries I get in general, I rarely go over $40 per week in there.

MrDakka > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 22:06

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Chemical warfare on children? Have you no heart?

NJAnon > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/29/2016 at 23:03

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Do the exported photos from forza 5 only have specific image sizes?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/30/2016 at 13:05

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They just opened one off of staples mill rd a few miles from 295. Ironically there is an Aldi pretty much across the street.

interstate366, now In The Industry > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/30/2016 at 20:16

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Gotcha. I’m down in the Colonial Heights/Chester area so that’s a bit of a hike for me. Maybe if I have some other business up that way I’ll check it out.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/30/2016 at 20:39

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Yeah that is a hike. I think its the first one in Richmond.

interstate366, now In The Industry > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/30/2016 at 21:19

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I think so too. I don’t know of any on this side of the river, unless there’s one in a random shopping center on Hull Street. Otherwise the next closest one is in Williamsburg at the intersection of routes 5 and 199.